Pseudo-intellectual Dilemma #81427332

To eat or not to eat?


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Fun with Mr. Adam and Madam Eve

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Eve: [philosophyically]
"To eat the apple or not to eat the apple?"

Adam: [screams]
"Ahhh! Stop it, stop it, stop it! Stop doing this to me! I can't take it anymore, you're always confusing me! There--it's gone.You happy?!"

[Thunder booms, Lightning flashes, The skies of Eden darken ominously]

Adam:
"Oh sh**."